Pro Wrestling Unplugged presents...
"PWU VS JCW"
Saturday December 16, 2006
New Alhambra Arena
Philadelphia, Pa
Live Results By: Dan "The Phan" Cowhey
7:07 - Hello everyone and welcome to the PWUFans.net LIVE RESULTS... It's yours truly, Dan "The Phan" Cowhey, and I'll be here to give you the results as it happens! The doors have just opened up here at the New Alhambra Arena in BEAUTIFUL South Philadelphia... And the fans that started lining up outside the building have started to file into the Legendary "Arena." Looking backstage though there are no signs of ICP's "Big Surprise." But rumors have been floating around on just who it is... And according to Violent J. of the Insane Clown Posse, it is "someone from the past." While you wait for the event to kick off check out what happened last month at Vendetta when John House introduced his "House of Unplugged."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hJt-x5VxRE7:48 - The countdown clock has started to start the show in less than TWO MINUTES! And in some backstage news... I still don't see a "Big Surprise back there... Hmmm...
7:51 - AND HERE WE GO... We start off this show like we do every show with "We Don't Die" by Twiztid off of the Psychopathic Record Label!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7TzHX7SfDM7:55 - PWU Commentary Team for this evening has just entered... It is Nate Stein and former PWU GM, John House. And our first match... The revenge match... Entering first "The Good Guy" Azrieal. His opponent, who defeated him last month at Vendetta which you can now order at the PWU ProShop, is Aramis!
7:58 - Azrieal takes the mic and claims that last month was a fluke... And he took Aramis as a "push over." And now we kick off the match. The match starts off fast paced with each man getting some moves on the other. The crowd though has chosen Aramis as their favorite for this match up.
8:05 - Azrieal has taken control of this match with his very un-"Good Guy"-like tactics.
8:06 - Aramis though... Changes the tide when he takes Azrieal out with a modified vertical suplex! The XFC Graduate is now firmly in control of this match up.
8:07 - Azrieal changes the pace and attempts to get the crowd on his side with a Eddie Guerrero Frog Splash... But "He's No Eddie" is how the crowd responds. And Aramis responds with a roll up for the victory! That's two big wins for Aramis against the supposed "Good Guy."
8:10 - The Executive Committee comprised of CEO, Tod Gordon, and Executive Vice President, Annie Social, now make their way to the ring... Just what will they have to say?! But my bosses are quickly interrupted by the JCW bosses, The Insane Clown Posse! And it looks like they brought a lot of Juggalos with them! They quickly attack my bosses both Tod Gordon and the lovely, Annie Social! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!!!! WHERE ARE MY PWU BOYS AT?!?!?!?!
8:11 - HERE THEY ARE... Corporal Robinson with All Money Is Legal come out to the aid of the Executive Committee!
8:14 - Our next match is the "Big Man Battle Royal"... First out PWU's newest aquisition, Sinister X! And the second man out... One half of the Krash Krew... Kwame! Third man out... MY BOY!!!!!! "The Complete" Pete Hunter! Take a look at what he said after last month here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mGunBnkI9o And now out, "The Industructible" Damien Slugga! Number 5... The other half of the Krash Krew... Gemini!! There is a hell of a lot of meat out in that ring now! The final entry... BIG SLAM! This truly is the land of the giants here tonight!
8:20 - The bell rings and instantly the entire ring goes after and eliminates Big Slam! Now its the Krew on Hunter while Damien works over Sinister X.
8:25 - Sinister X is the next to be eliminated... Leaving Hunter with the Krew and Slugga.
8:27 - BUT YOU WINNER IS... MY BOY!!!!! "THE COMPLETE" PETE HUNTER!!! That's right... The giants were no match for the number one XFC Graduate... My Boy, "The Complete" Pete Hunter!
8:30 - OUr next match is a special tag team attraction... Out first... "The Perfect Strangers..." Which is the entrance music they are using... The team of "Primetime" Teddy Fine and Drew Blood!
8:33 - And their opponents... The Brothers From Hell's Kitchen... The O'Doyle Brothers!!! You may ask... Who rules?!
8:40 - This has been a back and forth match with no team getting the upper hand for long... And the fans are definitely split on who to root for in this tag match up. T-Fine is in the corner spraying himself down to ready himself for the match-up.
8:43 - GIANT pop from the crowd when T-Fine finally enters the match-up! But that wasn't enough to win this match up! As the O'Doyle Brothers take the win after nailing a Leg Sweep, Neck Breaker combo... They now take the mic and are challenging the Juggalos!
8:45 - And the answer has come very quickly! Answering the chellenge is the big, Chuck Wagon!
8:46 - It looks like the O'Doyles making a challenge right after their match may not have the brightest idea as the huge Chuck Wagon of JCW is cleaning house of both CJ and KJ!
8:48 - Or maybe not... Wagon was getting a little too cocky and when he was preparing CJ for a fall away slam... KJ came off the top rope with a missle dropkick to have his brother CJ pin Chuck Wagon. Dyson Pryce then comes in to attack the O'Doyle Brothers! They then proceed to rip up a PWU shirt! Pryce then proclaims that "Pryce is the name... JCW is the motherf*ckin' game!" The O'Doyle may have come out with two victories... But JCW definitely just won that battle!
8:53 - Our next match is the HUGE 3 Way Tag Team Championship Match... First out, "The Cup Winners," ALL MONEY IS LEGAL! And out they come with the first ever PWU Pitbull/Public Enemy Trophy! They take the microphone and explain that the SATs are not in the building... So that makes it a 2 Way... But even though the title won't be on the line... The Trophy will be! Out next is one of the newest teams here in PWU... But don't confuse that with less experience... It's the team of Joker and Ricky Reyes, "The Rottweilers!" And quickly this match starts out like a damn riot as bodies are all over the building!
9:05 - The team of Joker and Reyes have control of this match... Because of their underhand tactics... Pusha desperately needs to make a tag! The 'Weilers are working away at the left need of Pusha!
9:09 - Finally Pusha is getting the upper hand and is slowly making his way to his partner, Murda... And he makes the tag! Murda is in and his cleaning house of both Joker and Reyes!
9:10 - The action has now split into the rindside area and bodies are flying all over... But somehow Joker now has control and nailed Murda with a high angle backdrop driver!!! That nearly killed Murda! Reyes is now in and has control of Murda... While Joker is attacking the injured knee of Pusha!
9:17 - Reyes gets Murda to tap out to a triangle choke for the win!!! We have NEW Pitbull/Public Enemy Cup winners!! But in other news, it looks like Joker may have hurt his knee! After the match Pusha tries to get some revenge! But in an act of disrespect, Reyes breaks the coveted trophy!
9:20 - INTERMISSION BREAK
9:46 - Our next match is on their way... First entering the ring with his Butler... Bryer Wellington! And here comes his opponent... "THE REAL PITBULL... THE ORIGINAL PITBULL" GARY WOLF! Wellington looks to have his work cut out for him tonight!
9:54 - The second Wellington gets control of this match, chants of "A$$hole" rain down on him... This may be a JCW versus PWU Match... But the crowd is entirely behind the legend, "The Pitbull" Gary Wolf.
9:58 - This match looks to be over now that Wellington nailed the Pitbull with a Death Valley Driver... 1...... 2.... KICKOUT! The Pitbull is still going strong!
10:00 - Uh oh! Pitbull is going EXTREME!!! He just sent Wellington crashing through the Announce Table with a Piledriver! He then slides the carcus of Wellington back into the ring... Makes the cover and gets the win, despite all the under hand tactics that Wellington and his Butler used to attempt to win this match! Once again... Your winner, "The Pitbull" Gary Wolf!
10:02 - Wellington is blaming his Butler for the loss... It doesn't look like his Butler is all too pleased with the accusations, but he keeps it together and escorts his employer, the loser of the match, to the back.
10:03 - Our next match... For the Women's Championship, in a No DQ, No Count Out... Where the loser must leave PWU for a minimum of 120 Days... Entering the first, The Women's Champion, Mercedes Martinez... Who last month at Vendetta, proved that she can be Hardcore too!
10:06 - And here comes... Detox... WAIT A MINUTE?! He was disguised as the Referee!!!! He gets the early advantage on Mercedes!
10:08 - Mercedes is able to change the tide and send Detox flying out into the front row! And now this match has just gotten HARDCORE with Mercedes using chairs to take down the "Dirrty" Detox... Remember this match more than about Titles... It's about keeping their job here in PWU!
10:11 - After fighting all around the New Alhambra... The two stars emerge from the crowd and back to ringside... Where Detox is firming in control of this match... Has he just saved his job?! 1... 2... NO! Mercedes kicks out!
10:13 - Mercedes turns the tide when she nails her version of the "Three Amigos" on Detox!
10:15 - Detox just stole the make-shift announce table made out of steel chairs and just planted Mercedes with a body slam onto one... He takes the other with him to the top rope... Mercedes spots it... Picks up a chairs and slams both into the face of Detox... Both are feeling the effects of that "Holy sh*t" chant-worthy move!
10:17 - After a few near pins... Mercedes nails Detox with a big time side suplex! 'Tox's job isn't looking to safe right now!... Wait a minute Detox is on the apron... Reverse a spinning neck breaking... And into a "Passion of Detox!" Mercedes is down... But Detox still can't make the pin... He's going upstairs... But Mercedes stops him... Now both are up top! This can't be good... Mercedes hooks Detox up! And nails him with a huge suplex manuever! She gets the cover and the pin! With chants of "She's Hardcore..." She has successfully defended her title and her job here in PWU! And now she is being joined in celebration by "Primetime" Amy Lee, Missy Sampson, and Tara Murphy! Fortunately... We won't have to deal with the sten... Wait just a minute! Amy Lee just attacked Mercedes?! Tara and Missy both try to help Merecedes but to no avail! Amy Lee is now using a chair to beat the daylights out of Martinez! She is now verbally assaults Martinez... And she ends her rant with "Suck my d*ck!" And the fans answer with a "You fat F**k chant!"
10:23 - She now bring out the man who will be fighting for the PWU World Championship... "The Undisputed King Of Hardcore" Ian Rotten along with him, "The Mad Doctor" Don Bootz!
10:28 - Rotten starts off by verbally berating the crowd, the ring announcer, and anyone who steps in his way. And he refuses to give into the crowd's "Shut the F**k up" chants.
10:30 - Missy gets back the microphone and announces Ian Rotten and company, who are already in the ring... And then she proceeds to introduce the hometown hero... PWU World Heavyweight Champion... DEVON MOORE!!! He comes out and flips off the JCW Fans in the house and then makes his way to the ring through the PWU Fans Section!
10:35 - Early on in the match Rotten is taking Moore to school! Showing that wrestling is more about high risks... Devon is losing the chain wrestling to Moore... Meanwhile, but partner, Nate Stein... Is being riden and beaten by Amy Lee! Poor, Nate!
10:41 - Ian Rotten is still firmly in control of this match... He is living up to his word and isn't taking the beatings here in the New Alhambra anymore... He is dishing them out! But Devon is coming back using his high flying tactics to take down Ian Rotten... But quickly Rotten is back on the attack and has Devon grounded!
10:45 - After headbutting Devon down in the corner and opening up his own head in the process... Rotten nails his patented "Devil Horns Dropkick" He then goes and locks on a interesting submission hold... But somehow Devon REVERSES IT into a pinning combination... And wins the match! Rotten is now blaming his Frank Talent and the PA Athletic Commission for his loss! Rotten may have lost but he has left Devon Moore laying motionless in the ring! You have got to imagine that Rotten isn't through with Devon Moore not by a long shot!
10:50 - It is now time for our MAIN EVENT... JCW VERSUS PWU!!!! I think WORLD WAR 3 HAS JUST BEEN HOUSED HERE IN THE NEW ALHAMBRA ARENA... Entering first, Team JCW... 2 Tuf Tony and The Insane Clown Posse! God after their actions hurting my two great bosses... I hope they get what's coming to them! Shaggy 2 Dope takes the microphone and says he's got a HUGE Announcement... He says that he's had a recent surgey on his knee... So taking his place...
10:55 - The man who has taken his place is DYSON!
10:59 - And now MY TEAM... TEAM PWU... Lead by Corporal Robinson and he is coming down with The BackSeat Boyz! First out is the BackSeat Boyz... And they introduce the PWU Hardcore Champion... And JCW Heavyweight Champ... CORPORAL ROBINSON!!!!!!!
11:05 - And now we have the War of Chants between "PWU" and "JCW" Chants.. But this match starts off not traditionally... As instantly it becomes a HUGE STREET FIGHT!!! JCW and PWU are fighting in all corners of the ringside area!
11:06 - Kashmere just sent 2 Tuf... 3 Rows into the crowd! And now they are fighting their way towards the restrooms... While Dyson has Corp down and beating the hell out of him in front of the Juggalos... Violent J has brought Trent into the ring and is calling for a high risk move... He's going up top... But misses the moonsault on the former PWU Champ... Just as Trent nails his Yakuza on J... Shaggy uses his crutch to take out Acid!
11:11 - Dyson just nailed Kashmere with a Vertibreaker in the ring... Shaggy sets Kashmere up on the table on teh outside... While Dyson flies down and crashes through both Kashmere and the Table!!! But Corp now has a hold of Dyson in the ring... Meanwhile, Tod Gordon emerges from the back and attacks Shaggy with his own crutch! He then cuffs Shaggy to the gaurdrail! Meanwhile, Corp is setting Dyson up on a table in the ring... And nails a FACE CRUSHER onto Dyson!!!!
11:14 - And now the JCW v PWU chant conitnue... As Corp is on the attack of 2 Tuf... WAIT A MINUTE THE LIGHTS ARE OUT!!!!
11:15 - AND THE LIGHT COME BACK ON... HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS RAVEN!! AND HE'S GOT A JCW SHIRT!!!!!!! He nails an Raven Effect DDT onto Corp!
11:16 - A War of Word ensues between Raven and Gordon... Ending with Gordon calling Raven a "whore" and knocking him out with the microphone... Instantly the PWU locker room clears out to the aid of Gordon! The JCW Juggalos with Raven are up on the ramp while the PWU Army is in the ring! And Gordon Challenges the Juggalos to a War Games Match NEXT MONTH here at the New Alhambra on January 20th! And Violent J has no problem accepting as long as it happens both in a JCW Arena the night before and then PWU (New Alhambra) Arena on January 20th!
11:20 - And that is going to do it for us here tonight... Until next time... You stay classy, PWU Fans! 'Cause I know the Juggalos can't!
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